Saddam Moved To New Secret Location
Saddam was seen being transported to a new secret location yesterday amid threats that plans were being drafted by insurgents to break him out. It was thought that he would be taken to a smaller town where people would be less suspicious of his presence and rumors would not be leaked.
Now authorities aren't so sure they have chosen the right place.
"It won't take long at all for rumors 'bout a new tarnt in town to start flyin' round here," a local barber told reporters on condition of anonymity.
NEW TYRANT IN TOWN