We Knew Something Was There All Along
Ever since they had taken possession of the White House, something was quite strange. Nearly every time that President George W. Bush or the First Lady, Laura would make their way past the celler door of the White House, they would notice a strange odor present. Mrs. Bush had tried just about everything that she could think of to rid the area of the harsh smell that seemed to be emerging from the celler. She tried scrubbing it out. She tried spraying it out. She even tried shouting it out. Still her every attempt had failed, the horrible smell still remained.
One day she told President Bush, "Honey, I am just going to have to go down there into that celler and see for myself just exactly what is causing that terrible odor. Who knows, maybe a skunk somehow found it's way in and couldn't get back out and this is what we keep smelling."
The next day she did just that. It didn't take very much rummaging around either before she spotted it.
It was President Bill Clinton's forgotton stash.
"Just like the weapons of mass destruction," said Laura Bush to the associated press, "we knew something was there all along."
LAURA BUSH HAS FORMER PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON'S STASH CARTED OFF TO BE DESTROYED