Howard Dean gave a stirring farewell speech to all of his Iowian supporters Tuesday. It was a very emotional moment for many.
Howard Dean assured all his loyal supporters that their efforts would not be in vain and told them that he would under no circumstances give up the campaign. He made it very clear to everyone that the end was not yet, nor would it ever come until his gospel was preached through out all the land...
MASSACHUTTETS, PENNSYLVANIA, INDIANA, ILLINOIS, KANSAS, ARKANSAS, CALIFORNIA, TEXAS, ARIZONA, MISSISSIPPI, ALABAMA, TENNESSEE, KENTUCKY, OHIO, he continued, VIRGINIA , WEST VIRGINIA, NORTH DAKOTA, SOUTH DAKOTA, NORTH CAROLINA, SOUTH CAROLINA. he pauses briefly for a breath, NEVADA, WASHINGTON, OREGON, IDAHO, MONTANA, MINNESOTA, ALASKA, HAWAII, he raises his voice louder and louder with each state he called off and was beginning to perspire vigorlously, NEBRASKA, OKLAHOMA, MICHIGAN, OHIO, I think he even named that one twice, WISCONSIN, FLORIDA, GEORGIA, CANADA, oops... no, no, not CANADA, oh, RHODE ISLAND, NEW YORK, CONNECTICUT, LOUISIANA, COLORADO, MISSOURI.
Finally, just as he stripped off his shirt and tie and threw them into the crowd, he let out a blood curdling war hoop...
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!A local farmer living just down the road thought maybe that the good state of Iowa might be under attack by a gang of rebellious Indians and told his wife to run and load up the shot gun.
One lady commented, that the speech gave her about as many goose bumps as a Pentecostal preacher at a brush harbor meetin' giving an alter call.
Others who had heard the entire message couldn't help coming away with a warm feelings inside and very impressed that their candidate could name so many states.
Some were just plain offended because, he never did mention their state.
Iowian cows are now fearing that they may catch "Mad How Disease."
Mr. Dean is hoping to fare much better in the state of New Hampshire. GCJ