Her alarm clock went off. She stretches, she yawns, then looks at the ruler that she placed on her pillow the night before to see just how long she had slept.
Wow, so many things to do today, she thought. Run errands, do some shopping, look for a new job, I had best be getting a move on.
Finally after getting ready she jumped into her little black convertible, put the top down and off she went.
She almost broke her neck when she came upon a flashing red light. Then she spotted a help wanted sign so she went in to fill out an application.
The application said, Sex M or F? So she circled both and wrote out to the side, and sometimes on Wednesday.
Education: she wrote in, hooked on phonics.
Emergency Contact: she filled in 911.
This space for office use only: she jotted down, OK.
Sign here: she wrote in Sagittarius and handed it in.
Next it was off to the post office to pick up her food stamps but, when she saw a sign in her rear view mirror that said, "Wrong Way," she made a U turn as quickly as she could. Thats when she saw a huge billboard that said, "Dodge Trucks," and she started cutting in and out of traffic vigorously.
She then spotted Taco Bell so she thought this will be the perfect time to pay my phone bill.
She tried to find Macy's department store. She had been setting at the stop sign for about 10 minutes or so waiting for it to say go. She knew for certain that Macy's was right on the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.
She saw a large sign that said, "YMCA." Oh there is Macy's she said to herself as she pulled in.
After going in and realizing that it wasn't Macy's, she saw that there was a Dollar Store just across the street. Oh good, she thought, I'll shop there.
She found the isle with all the make up so she took some different shades of lip-stick and started marking it onto her forehead. The sales clerk saw her doing this and went over and asked her if she needed any help.
"Oh no, thank you," she said to the clerk, "I'm just trying to make-up my mind."
She picked up some Hamburger Helper and some Jello. She liked the idea of the Hamburger Helper coming with someone to help her prepare it but, she put the Jello back because, she knew that she would never be able to get that little box to hold up to 2 quarts of water.
She then realized that nothing in the store was marked, so she calls the sales lady over for a price check.
Then it was off to her favorite mall. She went and found a nice video camera. This will be great for recording shows at home, she thought.
Just outside the store, was a lady doing a survey. The blonde thought she would be nice and accomodate the lady by taking the survey but, she failed it.
Back out in the parking lot, she found her car and realized that she had locked her keys in. A man nearby reached in, got them out and handed them to her.
On her way back home, she passed the drive-in and saw a man putting up, "closed for the season." Hey now, that might just be a good picture to come out and see..."
Meanwhile, back at home, after a rough day, she put on some minute rice. She then sat down to watch 60 minutes, hoping that it wouldn't last any longer than an hour as she wanted to make sure that she didn't over cook her rice.
GCJ