Ace of Spades, Saddam Hussein, is no longer at large. He was captured yesterday evening about eight miles south of his home town of Tikrit. He was found hiding out in a spider hole dug deeply into the celler of an old house. Officials said that some of his palaces could be seen just across the river from his hide-away. Saddam was discovered in hiding with a large amount of American cash in his posession. Some $750,000.00 was recovered. All that Saddam could do was to hide out and look over across the river at his life of yesterday. All those thousands of dollars at his disposal yet he wasn't able to go Krogering or even shop at Wal-Mart.
Rise up and fight! Fight to the death! Kill the infidels, and the like, were just some of the ramblings that use to be spurted from his lips but, with two A-K 47's within his reach and a pistol strapped to his side, the former Iraqi dictator chose to cowardly give up without a struggle. Though his two sons gave their lives for him, he was unable to pay the ultimate sacrafice. He was captured like a rat in a filthy 6x8 foot hole in the ground. The former rich and powerful dictator, whom at one time had everything at his fingure tips was vertually living as though he were a dead man. Now powerless, and his money worthless because, he was unable to go anywhere to spend it, and looking as though he needed to be sent to the Queer Eye for A Straight Guy Show for a make-over, he could do nothing but lay in hiding while the forces of America hunted him down.
Now people everywhere can look at him and ask, "Is this the man who has caused so much trouble in the world?" His followers and loyalists can see him and ask themselves, "Is the coward to whom we have been so loyal and were prepared to lay down our lives for?"
Saddam was promptly arrested and will now stand trial for all of his evil deeds. At last we can all celebrate that his judgment has come.
Perhaps the death panalty will be reinstated on Saddam's behalf. If anyone ever deserved to be put to death, I would think that it would be Saddam Hussein. If not, at least we will have an ace in the hole for the remainder of his life to come.
If President George W. Bush was not assured of being re-elected before today, well I'd say he certainly is now. Save your money and your time Democrats. GCJ