1. Look under your car before getting in, and make sure there's no bomb under it.
2. When crossing the street and looking both ways once, look both ways twice.
3. Before driving under an over-pass, look up to see if anyone is getting ready to throw something off.
4. Forget American Express, never leave your home without your bomb sniffing dog.
5. Wear rubber gloves when checking your mail. (Open the lid slowly.)
6. Don't eat at fast food restaurants, there could be undercover terrorists working there.
7. Stay away from malls, shop online.
8. Never take a bus.
9. Avoid standing near strangers with puffy clothing.
10. Call a friend every hour and let them know you are still alive.