Please... Your Suggestions Are Most Welcome
"Please don't shoot, I'm Saddam Hussein, the President of Iraq and I'm ready to nogociate," whimpered the tired voice from the deep, dark spider hole, as Saddam realized that his secret hiding place had just been uncovered. Well, obviously, he hadn't picked up a newspaper in quite awhile. If so, then he would have known that he was deposed as the President of Iraq months ago. Oh... and now he is ready to nogociate? Well I think hes about ten years too late for that. Just what does this man think that he has left to nogociate anyway? Hmm... maybe how he should be killed? I can think of several good ways to go about that. No Saddam, we no longer wish to nogociate with you. You had your chance for that. Many chances and you blew them all. Your idea of nogociating is to see how big of a lie that you can tell. We know you all too well. Its time now to spill your guts about everything that you know. Where did you hide those weapons of mass destruction? Did you bury them in Syria or Iran? Just how were you connected to the Taliban? Its time to talk baby!
Maybe they should take him up in a chopper, high above the ocean and have this little conversation with him. I wonder if hes afraid of water? I wonder how well the old goat can swim? At least he wouldn't have to worry about the sharks because, they wouldn't want him.
Maybe we should have him gang-banged by a pack of camels and then tossed off the Empire State building. No, that would make too big of a mess to have to clean up and besides, who would wanna scrape Saddam up off the sidewalk? Eww... Not I.
I saw them swabbing his mouth with that pop-sickle stick on T.V. and was hoping that they would jam it down his throat. They could have at the very least, coated it with a little rat poisoning.
We could put him in a boxing ring with G.W. and let George box his ears off. Wow! Talk about a sell out crowd! How many would love to buy a ticket to see that one?
Maybe the people of Iraq would like to have a shot at him. They could do him just like they did his statue that they toppled over, drag him through the streets and beat him with their shoes. Now that would be something to see on HBO.
I don't know. I'm just happy they caught him. Maybe now we can direct all of our attention on locating "Osama Yo Mama" who is more than likely hiding out in Iran.
What do you think?