Please... Your Suggestions Are Most Welcome
Published on December 16, 2003 By GemCityJoe In Current Events
"Please don't shoot, I'm Saddam Hussein, the President of Iraq and I'm ready to nogociate," whimpered the tired voice from the deep, dark spider hole, as Saddam realized that his secret hiding place had just been uncovered. Well, obviously, he hadn't picked up a newspaper in quite awhile. If so, then he would have known that he was deposed as the President of Iraq months ago. Oh... and now he is ready to nogociate? Well I think hes about ten years too late for that. Just what does this man think that he has left to nogociate anyway? Hmm... maybe how he should be killed? I can think of several good ways to go about that. No Saddam, we no longer wish to nogociate with you. You had your chance for that. Many chances and you blew them all. Your idea of nogociating is to see how big of a lie that you can tell. We know you all too well. Its time now to spill your guts about everything that you know. Where did you hide those weapons of mass destruction? Did you bury them in Syria or Iran? Just how were you connected to the Taliban? Its time to talk baby!
Maybe they should take him up in a chopper, high above the ocean and have this little conversation with him. I wonder if hes afraid of water? I wonder how well the old goat can swim? At least he wouldn't have to worry about the sharks because, they wouldn't want him.
Maybe we should have him gang-banged by a pack of camels and then tossed off the Empire State building. No, that would make too big of a mess to have to clean up and besides, who would wanna scrape Saddam up off the sidewalk? Eww... Not I.
I saw them swabbing his mouth with that pop-sickle stick on T.V. and was hoping that they would jam it down his throat. They could have at the very least, coated it with a little rat poisoning.
We could put him in a boxing ring with G.W. and let George box his ears off. Wow! Talk about a sell out crowd! How many would love to buy a ticket to see that one?
Maybe the people of Iraq would like to have a shot at him. They could do him just like they did his statue that they toppled over, drag him through the streets and beat him with their shoes. Now that would be something to see on HBO.
I don't know. I'm just happy they caught him. Maybe now we can direct all of our attention on locating "Osama Yo Mama" who is more than likely hiding out in Iran.
What do you think?
Comments
on Dec 17, 2003
I'm still wondering if it's even him or just a great government conspiracy to make Bush look good. There's been so much "Bush bashing" by the public and other political namby pamby's that he might be setting up a hoax to save himself. Afterall, we were told that there were quite a few Saddam doubles out there, who's to really say if this is the real one??

I hate to be so negative but since 9-11 I have lost what little faith I had in the government.

~ Little Skinnychick
on Dec 18, 2003
Oh, it was him allright. They took his DNA to prove that fact. Taqiq Azis has also commented that Saddam in fact had no doubles. That was only a ploy of his to foil would be assasins. Its been him all along. Think about it, who but Saddam would be so cowardly as to hide himself in a hole? GCJ
on Dec 21, 2003
Give him to his own people and let them do as they wish.
on Dec 22, 2003
Let the Iraqis stone him to death if they choose. Perhaps give into the evil-side and let those that were tortured by he and his sons to deal out what torture they feel is needed to even the score? How about exploding one of those scuds with chemical warfare elements in an enclosed room? Give the people what they want....what the Iraqi people want.
on Dec 30, 2003
i also have 0 faith in our government. they have proven them selfs to be dishonest and untrustworthy at every turn. as far as we know everything we have heard could be a lie. the news reports what they want, for them its all about ratings ( ie ) money. and furthermore i blame all this trouble that this country is having on all the short term memory of registerd voters that votted republican. lets face it every war we have been involved in there was a republican presindent at the helm. not to mention that every time they are in power unemployment rizes and the stock market crashes. who gives a flying f_uck if clinton porked lewinsky the country has allways done better with a democratic leader. anyway i say cut our losses in iraq, get the hell out and let the iraqies decide what to do with saddam. we really have no idea what's really going on over there
on Dec 30, 2003
So Bill Clinton was honest and trustworthy? Wake up, the country is doing just fine. I don't know how old you are but if you were as old as I am, you'd realize that it really don't get much better than this. Just what trouble is it that you seem to think we're having anyway? I know we are losing a soldier or two everyday. Thats what happens in a war though. At least we aren't losing as many daily as in wars past. If you compare how many we lose in Iraq each day to the homicides here at home, or the ones killed on the highways, you'd see that the guys in Iraq are much safer there than they would be here at home. They volunteered to do what they are doing. They are doing the right thing and they are doing an excellent job.
You, (along with others,) will see how America feels about G.W. Bush come November. Its going to be a landslide! GCJ
on Jun 15, 2004
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FROM VINCENT AKA
ABIDJAN COTE D IVIORE


ATTN/PRESIDENT/CEO

CONFIDENTIAL

I am VINCENT AKA the only son of late Mr HERNY AKA the
managing Director of Herny petroleum company in abidjan I must confess
my
agitation is real, and my words is my bond, in this proposal. My late
father
was a petroleum marchant and because of his sucess in this field also
because
his wealth, his business associate in the field was very envy and
family
friend also was against him.

After death of my mother when she was giving birth in 1984, when i was
five
years old(5yrs) because these my father has a great love for me.as his
only
son my
confides a lot in me because he know that a day will come when i have
manage
his vast wealth but the relationship painfuly did not last.this is a
story
that seems like a fiction to me but today i am facing the reality of
being
an
orphan who is also being hunted by men of wicked principles hence
tragidy
does
not alter fact but fact remains when otherhopes has being shatterd.

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from
a meeting he was complainig of stomach upset he was rushed to the
hospital
along the line the doctor comfirmed that he was poisend,he died two
days
later
but before his last breath he disclosed to an amount FIVE MILLION FIVE
HUNDRED

THOUSAND DOLLARS ($5.5 million) he deposited with a bank here in
abidjan.it
is on this note that I am contacting you, all I needed from you is to
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me with your bank particulars:

1) Account name

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4) Your telephone and fax number

For you to assist me transfer this money in your
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is stability of Government, political and
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is real and never a joke. My late father Chief HERNY
gave me the photocopies of the certificate of deposit
issued to him by the (BANK) on the date of deposit,
for you to be clarify because, I do not expose my self
toanybody I see, I believe that you are able to keep
this transaction secret for me because this money is
the hope of my life, it is important.

Please reply me immediately after you must have gone
through my message fill free and make it urgent. That
is the reason why I offered you 10 % of the total
money amount, and in case of any other necessary
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N.B Try and negotiate for me some profitable blue chip
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management and hotel business, please advise me.

reply me back immediately you receive this message for
more explanation.And promisse me to be a father
considering my situationan and not to betray me and also accept me to
belong
to

your family once again i want to have a family.

NB: my late father used me the only son as the
beneficiary / next of kin on the day of deposit and
also told me to look for a foreign assistant or a
foreigner with a legitimate bank Account abroad who
will stand as co-beneficiary and partner abroad.

Thanks and God bless please reply me back on my E - mail address (amiebenomo1@yahoo.com)

Best regards

VINCENT AKA.

on Jun 15, 2004
ASSYLUM CAMP ABIDJAN
FROM VINCENT AKA
ABIDJAN COTE D IVIORE


ATTN/PRESIDENT/CEO

CONFIDENTIAL

I am VINCENT AKA the only son of late Mr HERNY AKA the
managing Director of Herny petroleum company in abidjan I must confess
my
agitation is real, and my words is my bond, in this proposal. My late
father
was a petroleum marchant and because of his sucess in this field also
because
his wealth, his business associate in the field was very envy and
family
friend also was against him.

After death of my mother when she was giving birth in 1984, when i was
five
years old(5yrs) because these my father has a great love for me.as his
only
son my
confides a lot in me because he know that a day will come when i have
manage
his vast wealth but the relationship painfuly did not last.this is a
story
that seems like a fiction to me but today i am facing the reality of
being
an
orphan who is also being hunted by men of wicked principles hence
tragidy
does
not alter fact but fact remains when otherhopes has being shatterd.

On the year two thousand and two (2002 yr) after my father came back
from
a meeting he was complainig of stomach upset he was rushed to the
hospital
along the line the doctor comfirmed that he was poisend,he died two
days
later
but before his last breath he disclosed to an amount FIVE MILLION FIVE
HUNDRED

THOUSAND DOLLARS ($5.5 million) he deposited with a bank here in
abidjan.it
is on this note that I am contacting you, all I needed from you is to
furnish
me with your bank particulars:

1) Account name

2) Account number

3) Bank address

4) Your telephone and fax number

For you to assist me transfer this money in your
private bank account, the said amount is (FIVE
MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS) $5.5 Million.
I am compensating you with 10 % of the total money
amount, now all my hope is banked on you and I really
wants to invest this money in your country, were there
is stability of Government, political and
economic welfare.

Honestly I want you to believe that this transaction
is real and never a joke. My late father Chief HERNY
gave me the photocopies of the certificate of deposit
issued to him by the (BANK) on the date of deposit,
for you to be clarify because, I do not expose my self
toanybody I see, I believe that you are able to keep
this transaction secret for me because this money is
the hope of my life, it is important.

Please reply me immediately after you must have gone
through my message fill free and make it urgent. That
is the reason why I offered you 10 % of the total
money amount, and in case of any other necessary
expenses you might incur during this transaction.
N.B Try and negotiate for me some profitable blue chip
investment opportunities which is risky free which I
can invest with this money when it is transferred to
your account, personally I am interested in estate
management and hotel business, please advise me.

reply me back immediately you receive this message for
more explanation.And promisse me to be a father
considering my situationan and not to betray me and also accept me to
belong
to

your family once again i want to have a family.

NB: my late father used me the only son as the
beneficiary / next of kin on the day of deposit and
also told me to look for a foreign assistant or a
foreigner with a legitimate bank Account abroad who
will stand as co-beneficiary and partner abroad.

Thanks and God bless reply me on my E - mail amiebenomo1@yahoo.com

Best regards

VINCENT AKA.